February 2012
50 posts
Dieting
@RHartXo: I'm trying to think of what to eat that won't make me feel like shit
Me: Maybe like a salad?
@RHartXo: I was thinking more like 'what could I eat from Taco Bell' that wouldn't make me feel shit...
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No one could blame American women here if they all suddenly decided to leave the...
– John Oliver on American contraception debates, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
This is one of those situations where I was like “HEY WHAT’S THIS BUGLE OTHER THAN A SNACK” and I found out it’s a podcast! So I will listen to this.
(via fatmanatee)
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Best Friends
Me: Andrew Bird (my canary, not the singer) died.
BFF: Oh Jaley...
Me: I'm not having the best week.
BFF: You really aren't. Just focus on getting out of Atlanta! The you'll be home with all the people who love you!
Me: I can't wait. Atlanta killed Andrew.
BFF: We knew there would be casualties
Jesus
Jaley: You should get yourself some water and get me some more wine.
Josh: Ok ::fills glass::
Jaley: I really appreciate you filling your *wine* glass with water, *Jew*
Josh: I have self-control
Jaley: ORLY? What are you gonna turn that water into, *Jew*
Josh: Pee.
Chicago, for as diverse and wonderful as it is, tends to be very segregated. I...
– From Online dater | Hillary’s diary
And I feelt the same about someone living in Lincoln Park! I kid, I kid. Read Hillary’s piece, it’s pretty good. Especially the December 19 entry.
(via tankboy)
This is super-truth, if there is such a thing…
Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all...
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via lettersfromheart)
There isn't a single logically valid, nonreligious...
newsweek:
spytap:
Not one. And if the only argument you have is that your specific religion disapproves, well, that’s not really an argument at all; at least not in this country.
Truth.
Sunday Sexting w/ @piratehook3r
Me: Dude, will you PLEASE watch the latest Parks and Rec. Has the most greatest Ron Swanson moments ever.
KT: Haha I have so much to catch up on tho
Me: Where are you?
KT: My bed... Oops
Me: Lol I mean in the show, but yes, that was ambiguous. You know what's not ambiguous? "What are you wearing?"
KT: Finished first two seasons I think? Wearing flannel pants, no socks. You can't even handle it.
Me: Oh god, oh god, you're right. Wait, are you wearing a shirt? There was no mention of a top of any kind...
KT: Soft grey sweater bitchhh keep your panties on
Me: Dammit, I was so close... To, uh, nothing... Are you hungry? I'm hungry.
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GPOY
eastatlanta:
The German word kummerspeck means excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon. Read the full text here.
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Me: I'm really depressed.
Brittany: Why?
Me: The other day, I made all the bacon and now there isn't any more.
Brittany: Oh. That's a valid reason.
maldicaodoponei asked: no glasses :D
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