December 2011
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Dec 28th
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An hour phone call
Josh: I'm done with work for the night.
Me: Good. Because that "20 minute phone call" took an hour.
Josh: No it didn't.
Me: Lemme see that call log.
Josh: It was not an hour. Or, at least, it didn't feel like it. ::Checks call log:: See? That wasn't an hour.
Call log: 59 minutes
Me:
Josh: You know, need to stop lying. I'm sick of your bullshit lies.
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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My cousins and I made a drip sandcastle in Jamaica
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 16th
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No nomination for Parks & Rec? OFFENSE!!! That's...
whatswithtodaytoday: kittykittybangbang: lorettalove: thecranium: BEST TV SERIES, COMEDY Enlightened, HBO Episodes, Showtime Glee, Fox Modern Family, ABC The New Girl, Fox The New Girl? Really?? I hate everything, too.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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“Whether Plan B is available isn’t going to change the facts of the world. It’s...”
– Melissa McEwan, being brilliant and right and painfully so, in regards to President Obama’s comments today on the HHS’ blocking of the FDA ruling that Plan B should be available to any person who needs it, regardless of age. (via keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus) The longer version is also excellent. ...
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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ListenI am very very happy  So come on hurt me ...
Dec 15th
Posted Photos of My New Hairbows on Facebook! →
greatestwrapperalive: Click it. Like it. I worked super hard on them! Greatest Wrapper Alive… just Big Pimpin’
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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“how much electric charge is there in the universe? the answer is none. we know...”
– peter atkins (via kneedull) I feel this.
Dec 14th
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“This is the thing: When you hit 28 or 30, everything begins to divide. You can...”
– Relevant magazine (via Diana) This is great. (via megburns) I don’t often get inspirational on y’all, but this really nails it.  (via haygirlhay)
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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I guess Wesley is still hungry
Dec 9th
ListenI. CAN’T. STOP. LISTENING.
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Ten Reasons Why You Should Never Accept a Diamond... →
bettafish-resistance: 1. You’ve Been Psychologically Conditioned To Want a Diamond The diamond engagement ring is a 63-year-old invention of N.W.Ayer advertising agency. The De Beers diamond cartel contracted N.W.Ayer to create a demand for what are, essentially, useless hunks of rock. 2. Diamonds are Priced Well Above Their Value The De Beers cartel has systematically held diamond prices at...
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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someone's terribly inevitable life story:... →
itsinthetrees: i can’t keep this to five That time he disclosed Buffy’s sexual assault to her little sister just to feel like a big man That time he left Anya at the altar That time he tried to use magic to force Cordelia to love him That time he encouraged Faith to try to kill Angel…
Dec 6th
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