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Me:
Dude, will you PLEASE watch the latest Parks and Rec. Has the most greatest Ron Swanson moments ever.
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KT:
Haha I have so much to catch up on tho
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Me:
Where are you?
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KT:
My bed... Oops
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Me:
Lol I mean in the show, but yes, that was ambiguous. You know what's not ambiguous? "What are you wearing?"
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KT:
Finished first two seasons I think? Wearing flannel pants, no socks. You can't even handle it.
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Me:
Oh god, oh god, you're right. Wait, are you wearing a shirt? There was no mention of a top of any kind...
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KT:
Soft grey sweater bitchhh keep your panties on
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Me:
Dammit, I was so close... To, uh, nothing... Are you hungry? I'm hungry.