Sunday Sexting w/ @piratehook3r

  • Me: Dude, will you PLEASE watch the latest Parks and Rec. Has the most greatest Ron Swanson moments ever.
  • KT: Haha I have so much to catch up on tho
  • Me: Where are you?
  • KT: My bed... Oops
  • Me: Lol I mean in the show, but yes, that was ambiguous. You know what's not ambiguous? "What are you wearing?"
  • KT: Finished first two seasons I think? Wearing flannel pants, no socks. You can't even handle it.
  • Me: Oh god, oh god, you're right. Wait, are you wearing a shirt? There was no mention of a top of any kind...
  • KT: Soft grey sweater bitchhh keep your panties on
  • Me: Dammit, I was so close... To, uh, nothing... Are you hungry? I'm hungry.