Best Friends

  • Me: Andrew Bird (my canary, not the singer) died.
  • BFF: Oh Jaley...
  • Me: I'm not having the best week.
  • BFF: You really aren't. Just focus on getting out of Atlanta! The you'll be home with all the people who love you!
  • Me: I can't wait. Atlanta killed Andrew.
  • BFF: We knew there would be casualties